steadydiet fic masterlist

all completed fics are available my private archive. this masterlist also includes hosted anonymous works and gifts from friends.

❤️ oneshots

Title	Summary
persona	xavier reveals himself to the only person that matters
our name in liner notes	xavier reconciles within himself. gaspard follows.
dentures & dementia	gaspard was clumsy then, or, well, more inept than the gaspard of now, he should say. long limbs but no grace, a newborn foal stumbling in hay. or, the one where they are genuinely old.

Title	Summary
the tides of your touch	he wonders, briefly, if gaspard ensures they’re seated here on every flight. economy class, two rows from the wings, just enough distance from the cabin crew, and no room for secrecy across the aisle. gaspard doesn't deserve such modesty.

all femstice works in one handy collection.

Title	Summary
shut up and drive	after a long day in the sun, gaspard takes the wheel. a femstice road trip, featuring a smutty re-imagining of the fire music video.
prove it all night	gaspard and xavier visit a love hotel.
waters of nazareth	gaspard is well versed in the metaphor of love without language.

a non-chronological series. best read in order of publication.

Title	Summary
kisses of fire	in which xavier learns some things are worth changing.
b-side to your heartbeat	do you feel that ache, my love? it burns, freshly forged.

assorted mini-fic, previously on twt/tumblr. 700-1k words.

Title	Summary
hidden in plain sight	xavier discoveres a hidden treasure. tomb raider inspired au.
like a prayer	He is corruption incarnate, a rotting beast. He ruts like one too. The dose, this time, is far stronger than the last. OR: Two baddies, one cathedral.

writing challenge hosted by @bathshebas on ao3

Title	Summary
a little hatred	they arrive on the 21st of may
does your husband know?	she's not the first
push yourself into my mind	"what's the biggest show of affection you've ever seen from a fan?"

on hiatus until i figure out how to post multichapter fics to my private archive, or find alternate hosting.

Title	Summary
kiss me good-bye	the one where they're bounty hunters in space
bow wow wow!	sir chuck de rosnay, hero of paris, slayer of dragons. but nothing compares to a day in bed making his best friend smile. chuck the dog pov.
neuneu	on microloisir, baby diva bids farewell to the legend of hot chick. meanwhile, xavier seeks justice. uffie pov.

fics in their final edits stage/ready for posting.

Title	Summary
presence	gaspard moves into an old lighthouse, but things are not as they seem. horror/bodice ripper. halloween 2025.
untitled	twenty-five year old gaspard auge falls in love with...
hyperphantasia	gaspard and e.t have a conversation. b-sides, part three

still in the oven

Title	Summary
under tides	women fear me, mermaids want me. yes, it's a mermaid au. halloween 2025